Don't touch your twinkie huh?
hey everybody, one time me, andrew and some other guys were all spending the night at our friend's house and
andrew 2 boxes of twinkies for himself
he ate the first one real fast, they were the pink kind, but while he was resting by breathing after eaten all the pink ones without breathing, our friend john filled up the regular twinkies with shaving cream
andrew couldn't tell the difference by looking at it
so we bet him that he couldn't eat the entire box in less than 10 minutes
andrew being the mighty twinkie consumer that he was couldn't refuse
he stuffed the first two in at the same time only to start gagging and making odd noises
he then proceeded to the bathroom at a brisk pace to cleanse his pink lips of the lather filth
we had a good laugh
and later that night, andrew tried to sneak out the window in another room and scare us by banging on the window in our room by banging it on the outside
there was one problem
i saw andrew go out the original window
i shut and locked it along with all the other entrances to the house
we had a good laugh about that too
good times andrew mcpherson, good times!!!!